What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

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“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why don't younger men like older women?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”